God vs Devil

In the beginning God created heaven and earth. And earth was without form and void.
And God made a circular light in the heavens, and he called it the sun. And the Devil made a smaller light, rectangular in shape, and he called it TV.
And God made springs which came out of the ground, oozing fountains of pure fresh water. And Devil invented fizzy drinks.
And God said, let the Earth bring forth vegetables, and the herb, that the children may grow up healthy. And Devil said, let there be deep fried potatoes.
And the God said, let the waters bring forth fishes, that they may provide sustanence for the children. And Devil arranged the fish be smothered in batter, deep fired, and served with deep fried potaoes.